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They say that laughter is the best medicine, so why not cure what ails you and get exactly what the doctor ordered with tickets to see your favorite live comedy acts? You’d better warm up those chuckle muscles or you’ll be in stitches with the huge array of comedy acts that Ticket Squeeze has to offer! Whether you’re after the hidden gems and rising stars of the circuit or you’re looking to see the stadium fillers at the top of their game, we’ll get you there! We’ve got observational comics, alternative comics, anecdotal comics, insult comics, improv comics, sketch comics, topical comics, deadpan comics, surreal comics, and musical comics – if you can laugh at ‘em, we’ve got ‘em! 

LOCAL EVENTS

LOCATION Ashburn, VA
Sep28
Trey Kennedy

Thursday - 7:00PM - Lyric Opera House - MD - Baltimore, MD

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Sep28
Affion Crockett

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep28
Esther Povitsky

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Quinn Dahle

Friday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep29
Affion Crockett

Friday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Steve Byrne

Friday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Danny Rouhier

Friday - 8:00PM - The Monument - Winchester, VA

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Sep29
Jimmy O. Yang

Friday - 9:00PM - Charles E. Smith Center - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Barry Brewer

Friday - 9:30PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep29
Steve Byrne

Friday - 9:45PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Affion Crockett

Friday - 10:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Tony Hinchcliffe

Saturday - 7:00PM - Capital One Hall - Tysons Corner, VA

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Sep30
Ms. Pat

Saturday - 7:00PM - Lyric Opera House - MD - Baltimore, MD

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Sep30
Quinn Dahle

Saturday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep30
Affion Crockett

Saturday - 7:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Steve Byrne

Saturday - 7:00PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Quinn Dahle

Saturday - 9:30PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep30
Affion Crockett

Saturday - 9:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Steve Byrne

Saturday - 9:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Oct05
Anthony Jeselnik

Thursday - 7:00PM - Lyric Opera House - MD - Baltimore, MD

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Oct05
David Sedaris

Thursday - 7:30PM - Meyerhoff Symphony Hall - Baltimore, MD

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Oct05
Dave Attell

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Oct05
Steve Rannazzisi

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Oct05
Chelsea Handler

Thursday - 8:00PM - Warner Theatre - DC - Washington, DC

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Oct06
Shuler King

Friday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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NATIONAL EVENTS

Sep28
Trey Kennedy

Thursday - 7:00PM - Lyric Opera House - MD - Baltimore, MD

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Sep28
Affion Crockett

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep28
Esther Povitsky

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Quinn Dahle

Friday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep29
Affion Crockett

Friday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Steve Byrne

Friday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Danny Rouhier

Friday - 8:00PM - The Monument - Winchester, VA

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Sep29
Jimmy O. Yang

Friday - 9:00PM - Charles E. Smith Center - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Barry Brewer

Friday - 9:30PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep29
Steve Byrne

Friday - 9:45PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep29
Affion Crockett

Friday - 10:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Tony Hinchcliffe

Saturday - 7:00PM - Capital One Hall - Tysons Corner, VA

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Sep30
Ms. Pat

Saturday - 7:00PM - Lyric Opera House - MD - Baltimore, MD

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Sep30
Quinn Dahle

Saturday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep30
Affion Crockett

Saturday - 7:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Steve Byrne

Saturday - 7:00PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Quinn Dahle

Saturday - 9:30PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Sep30
Affion Crockett

Saturday - 9:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Sep30
Steve Byrne

Saturday - 9:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Oct05
Anthony Jeselnik

Thursday - 7:00PM - Lyric Opera House - MD - Baltimore, MD

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Oct05
David Sedaris

Thursday - 7:30PM - Meyerhoff Symphony Hall - Baltimore, MD

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Oct05
Dave Attell

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Oct05
Steve Rannazzisi

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Oct05
Chelsea Handler

Thursday - 8:00PM - Warner Theatre - DC - Washington, DC

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Oct06
Shuler King

Friday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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COVID-19 PROTECTION POLICY

If your event is canceled due to COVID-19, you have the choice to receive either:

  • 110% voucher of your original purchase price, less delivery fees
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LIVE COMEDY

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Did you know that ‘laughter is the best medicine’ isn’t just a saying? Having a good laugh has multiple short and long-term health benefits! Laughter makes you take deeper breaths, which in turn stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles and increases the endorphins (happy chemicals) that your brain makes. A good joke will also create tension and release, which safely activates and quickly deactivates your stress response, leaving your blood pressure rapidly increased and then decreased, giving you a relaxed, slightly euphoric feeling. Laughter can also stimulate circulation and aid muscle relaxation – excellent for stress-busting! Long-term positive effects of watching comedy include: an improved immune system, improved pain resistance, increased resilience, and overall improved mood. So get booking now – doctor’s orders!

Perhaps surprisingly, stand-up comedy is a relatively new artform… In the United States, it has its roots in minstrel shows, vaudeville emcees like Frank Faye whose expert and hilarious patter would entertain audiences between acts, and comic lecturers, such as Mark Twain, who would travel the country in the 19th century.

Throughout the 1930s and ‘40s, many of the Jewish entertainers of the ‘Borscht Belt’ began to try out their comedy material (often acerbic, gag-filled monologues) in the popular holiday resorts of the Catskills Mountains. It was around this time that British-American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, and dancer Bob Hope began broadcasting his radio program The Pepsodent Show Starring Bob Hope, where his pithy one-liners and topical jokes began establishing the foundations of modern stand-up. Between Bob and the Borscht Belt comics, a classic stand-up style was established and began making it onto television with variety programs like The Ed Sullivan Show.

From the late-1960s onward, stand-up grew as a counter-cultural phenomenon, with comedy clubs sprouting up all across the country. Today, comedians are revered much as rock stars, with big-name comics selling out 20,000-seat arenas and releasing best-selling comedy albums.