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They say that laughter is the best medicine, so why not cure what ails you and get exactly what the doctor ordered with tickets to see your favorite live comedy acts? You’d better warm up those chuckle muscles or you’ll be in stitches with the huge array of comedy acts that Ticket Squeeze has to offer! Whether you’re after the hidden gems and rising stars of the circuit or you’re looking to see the stadium fillers at the top of their game, we’ll get you there! We’ve got observational comics, alternative comics, anecdotal comics, insult comics, improv comics, sketch comics, topical comics, deadpan comics, surreal comics, and musical comics – if you can laugh at ‘em, we’ve got ‘em!
LOCAL EVENTS
Capital Comedy Festival: Sommore, Bruce Bruce, Don D.C. Curry & Special K
Tuesday - 8:00PM - DAR Constitution Hall - Washington, DC
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The Second City
Wednesday - 8:00PM - The Barns At Wolf Trap National Park for the Performing Arts - Vienna, VA
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Shapel Lacey - Comedian
Thursday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA
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NATIONAL EVENTS
Capital Comedy Festival: Sommore, Bruce Bruce, Don D.C. Curry & Special K
Tuesday - 8:00PM - DAR Constitution Hall - Washington, DC
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The Second City
Wednesday - 8:00PM - The Barns At Wolf Trap National Park for the Performing Arts - Vienna, VA
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Shapel Lacey - Comedian
Thursday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA
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Did you know that ‘laughter is the best medicine’ isn’t just a saying? Having a good laugh has multiple short and long-term health benefits! Laughter makes you take deeper breaths, which in turn stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles and increases the endorphins (happy chemicals) that your brain makes. A good joke will also create tension and release, which safely activates and quickly deactivates your stress response, leaving your blood pressure rapidly increased and then decreased, giving you a relaxed, slightly euphoric feeling. Laughter can also stimulate circulation and aid muscle relaxation – excellent for stress-busting! Long-term positive effects of watching comedy include: an improved immune system, improved pain resistance, increased resilience, and overall improved mood. So get booking now – doctor’s orders!
Perhaps surprisingly, stand-up comedy is a relatively new artform… In the United States, it has its roots in minstrel shows, vaudeville emcees like Frank Faye whose expert and hilarious patter would entertain audiences between acts, and comic lecturers, such as Mark Twain, who would travel the country in the 19th century.
Throughout the 1930s and ‘40s, many of the Jewish entertainers of the ‘Borscht Belt’ began to try out their comedy material (often acerbic, gag-filled monologues) in the popular holiday resorts of the Catskills Mountains. It was around this time that British-American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, and dancer Bob Hope began broadcasting his radio program The Pepsodent Show Starring Bob Hope, where his pithy one-liners and topical jokes began establishing the foundations of modern stand-up. Between Bob and the Borscht Belt comics, a classic stand-up style was established and began making it onto television with variety programs like The Ed Sullivan Show.
From the late-1960s onward, stand-up grew as a counter-cultural phenomenon, with comedy clubs sprouting up all across the country. Today, comedians are revered much as rock stars, with big-name comics selling out 20,000-seat arenas and releasing best-selling comedy albums.
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- Adam Sandler
- Adele Givens
- Andrew Dice Clay
- April Fools Comedy Show
- Arnez J
- Artie Lange
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- Bill Bellamy
- Bill Engvall
- Bill Maher
- Bob Marley - Comedian
- Bobcat Goldthwait
- Brian Regan
- Bruce Bruce
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- Carlos Mencia
- Carol Burnett
- Caroline Rhea
- Carrot Top
- Chelsea Handler
- Chonda Pierce
- Chris Rock
- Chris Tucker
- Colin Mochrie
- Colin Quinn
- Comedy Night
- Craig Ferguson
- Craig Shoemaker
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- D.L. Hughley
- Damon Wayans
- Dane Cook
- Dave Attell
- David Sedaris
- David Spade
- Demetri Martin
- Dom Irrera
- Don D.C. Curry
- Doug Stanhope
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- Earthquake
- Eddie Griffin
- G
- Gabriel Iglesias
- Gary Owen
- George Lopez
- George Wallace
- Greg Fitzsimmons
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- Hal Sparks
- Howie Mandel
- J
- James Gregory
- Jamie Kennedy
- Jay Leno
- Jeff Dunham
- Jeff Foxworthy
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Jim Breuer
- Jim Florentine
- Jim Gaffigan
- Jim Norton
- Jimmy Carr
- Joe Matarese
- Joe Rogan
- John Leguizamo
- John Morgan
- John Valby
- Josh Blue
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- Kathleen Madigan
- Katt Williams
- Kevin James
- Kevin Nealon
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- Larry The Cable Guy
- Lewis Black
- Louis C.K.
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- Margaret Cho
- Michael Colyar
- Mike Epps
- Mitch Fatel
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- Night Of Too Many Stars
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- Pablo Francisco
- Patton Oswalt
- Paul Rodriguez
- Paula Poundstone
- Pauly Shore
- R
- Ray Romano
- Rich Vos
- Rita Rudner
- Rodney Carrington
- Roseanne Barr
- Russell Peters
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- Sinbad
- Stephen Lynch
- Steve Martin
- Steven Wright
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- Teo Gonzalez
- The 3 Redneck Tenors
- The Best Of The Second City
- The Capitol Steps
- The Second City
- The Smothers Brothers
- Tommy Davidson
- Tracy Morgan
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- Vicki Lawrence
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- Wayne Brady
- Weird Al Yankovic