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They say that laughter is the best medicine, so why not cure what ails you and get exactly what the doctor ordered with tickets to see your favorite live comedy acts? You’d better warm up those chuckle muscles or you’ll be in stitches with the huge array of comedy acts that Ticket Squeeze has to offer! Whether you’re after the hidden gems and rising stars of the circuit or you’re looking to see the stadium fillers at the top of their game, we’ll get you there! We’ve got observational comics, alternative comics, anecdotal comics, insult comics, improv comics, sketch comics, topical comics, deadpan comics, surreal comics, and musical comics – if you can laugh at ‘em, we’ve got ‘em! 

LOCAL EVENTS

LOCATION Ashburn, VA
Feb09
Matt Rife

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb09
Comedian CP

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb09
Matt Rife

Thursday - 9:45PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Matt Rife

Friday - 7:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Jerry Seinfeld

Friday - 7:00PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Comedian CP

Friday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Matt Rife

Friday - 9:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Jerry Seinfeld

Friday - 9:30PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Comedian CP

Friday - 9:45PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Matt Rife

Friday - 11:59PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Matt Rife

Saturday - 7:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Comedian CP

Saturday - 7:00PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Jerry Seinfeld

Saturday - 7:00PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Girl God

Saturday - 7:30PM - Kennedy Center Studio K - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Matt Rife

Saturday - 9:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Comedian CP

Saturday - 9:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Jerry Seinfeld

Saturday - 9:30PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

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Feb13
Matt Rife

Monday - 7:00PM - Room 808 - Washington, DC

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Feb13
Matt Rife

Monday - 9:00PM - Room 808 - Washington, DC

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Feb13
Matt Rife

Monday - 10:30PM - Room 808 - Washington, DC

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Feb14
Capital Comedy Festival: Sommore, Bruce Bruce, Don D.C. Curry & Special K

Tuesday - 8:00PM - DAR Constitution Hall - Washington, DC

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Feb15
The Second City

Wednesday - 8:00PM - The Barns At Wolf Trap National Park for the Performing Arts - Vienna, VA

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Feb16
Shapel Lacey - Comedian

Thursday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Feb16
Matthew Broussard

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb16
Arnez J

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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NATIONAL EVENTS

Feb09
Matt Rife

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb09
Comedian CP

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb09
Matt Rife

Thursday - 9:45PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Matt Rife

Friday - 7:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Jerry Seinfeld

Friday - 7:00PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Comedian CP

Friday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Matt Rife

Friday - 9:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

BUY TICKETS
Feb10
Jerry Seinfeld

Friday - 9:30PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

BUY TICKETS
Feb10
Comedian CP

Friday - 9:45PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb10
Matt Rife

Friday - 11:59PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Matt Rife

Saturday - 7:00PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Comedian CP

Saturday - 7:00PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Jerry Seinfeld

Saturday - 7:00PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Girl God

Saturday - 7:30PM - Kennedy Center Studio K - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Matt Rife

Saturday - 9:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Comedian CP

Saturday - 9:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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Feb11
Jerry Seinfeld

Saturday - 9:30PM - The Anthem - D.C. - Washington, DC

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Feb13
Matt Rife

Monday - 7:00PM - Room 808 - Washington, DC

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Feb13
Matt Rife

Monday - 9:00PM - Room 808 - Washington, DC

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Feb13
Matt Rife

Monday - 10:30PM - Room 808 - Washington, DC

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Feb14
Capital Comedy Festival: Sommore, Bruce Bruce, Don D.C. Curry & Special K

Tuesday - 8:00PM - DAR Constitution Hall - Washington, DC

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Feb15
The Second City

Wednesday - 8:00PM - The Barns At Wolf Trap National Park for the Performing Arts - Vienna, VA

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Feb16
Shapel Lacey - Comedian

Thursday - 7:00PM - Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse - Arlington, VA

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Feb16
Matthew Broussard

Thursday - 7:30PM - The Comedy Loft of DC - Washington, DC

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Feb16
Arnez J

Thursday - 7:30PM - DC Improv - Washington, DC

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COVID-19 PROTECTION POLICY

If your event is canceled due to COVID-19, you have the choice to receive either:

  • 110% voucher of your original purchase price, less delivery fees
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LIVE COMEDY

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Did you know that ‘laughter is the best medicine’ isn’t just a saying? Having a good laugh has multiple short and long-term health benefits! Laughter makes you take deeper breaths, which in turn stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles and increases the endorphins (happy chemicals) that your brain makes. A good joke will also create tension and release, which safely activates and quickly deactivates your stress response, leaving your blood pressure rapidly increased and then decreased, giving you a relaxed, slightly euphoric feeling. Laughter can also stimulate circulation and aid muscle relaxation – excellent for stress-busting! Long-term positive effects of watching comedy include: an improved immune system, improved pain resistance, increased resilience, and overall improved mood. So get booking now – doctor’s orders!

Perhaps surprisingly, stand-up comedy is a relatively new artform… In the United States, it has its roots in minstrel shows, vaudeville emcees like Frank Faye whose expert and hilarious patter would entertain audiences between acts, and comic lecturers, such as Mark Twain, who would travel the country in the 19th century.

Throughout the 1930s and ‘40s, many of the Jewish entertainers of the ‘Borscht Belt’ began to try out their comedy material (often acerbic, gag-filled monologues) in the popular holiday resorts of the Catskills Mountains. It was around this time that British-American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, and dancer Bob Hope began broadcasting his radio program The Pepsodent Show Starring Bob Hope, where his pithy one-liners and topical jokes began establishing the foundations of modern stand-up. Between Bob and the Borscht Belt comics, a classic stand-up style was established and began making it onto television with variety programs like The Ed Sullivan Show.

From the late-1960s onward, stand-up grew as a counter-cultural phenomenon, with comedy clubs sprouting up all across the country. Today, comedians are revered much as rock stars, with big-name comics selling out 20,000-seat arenas and releasing best-selling comedy albums.